{"id":3236,"date":"2015-04-23T21:20:03","date_gmt":"2015-04-23T18:20:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monitoruldedorna.ro\/?p=3236"},"modified":"2015-04-23T21:21:58","modified_gmt":"2015-04-23T18:21:58","slug":"amintirile-lui-david-croitor-despre-curiozitate-si-altele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monitoruldedorna.ro\/?p=3236","title":{"rendered":"Amintirile lui David Croitor: despre curiozitate \u0219i armat\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"noqmb6aa620167883c\" ><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-9832460043734316\"\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\n<!-- MDD - \u00eenceput de articol -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:block\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9832460043734316\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"2844073262\"\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><style type=\"text\/css\">\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 1201px) {\r\n.noqmb6aa620167883c {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 993px) and (max-width: 1200px) {\r\n.noqmb6aa620167883c {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 769px) and (max-width: 992px) {\r\n.noqmb6aa620167883c {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 768px) and (max-width: 768px) {\r\n.noqmb6aa620167883c {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (max-width: 767px) {\r\n.noqmb6aa620167883c {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n<\/style>\r\n<p>Curiozitatea este precum b\u0103utura: dac\u0103 e prea pu\u0163in\u0103 nu te satisface, iar dac\u0103 e prea mult\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i face r\u0103u. A fi curios e un lucru normal p\u00e2n\u0103 la un punct, iar dincolo de acesta devine chestiune patologic\u0103. \u00centr-o zi, trec\u00e2nd pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ni\u015fte ziduri vechi, igrasioase \u015fi co\u015fcovite, m-a izbit mirosul puternic de mucegai \u015fi poezie. M-am oprit mai mult de frica unui c\u00e2ine care-\u015fi punea \u201esemn\u0103tura\u201d pe una din \u201estrofele\u201d unui vechi poem. Am \u00eenceput s\u0103 privesc atent, m-am aplecat s\u0103 pip\u0103i vopseaua stins\u0103, am mirosit peretele \u015fi \u00een mintea mea au \u00eenceput s\u0103 re\u00eenvie pove\u015fti de via\u0163\u0103, consumate \u00een anonimat \u015fi topite \u00een negura vremii.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.monitoruldedorna.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/david_croitor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3173\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.monitoruldedorna.ro\/?attachment_id=3173\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.monitoruldedorna.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/david_croitor.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1000,628\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;5.6&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon EOS 400D DIGITAL&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1257351088&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;55&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0166666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"david_croitor\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.monitoruldedorna.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/david_croitor.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3173\" src=\"https:\/\/www.monitoruldedorna.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/david_croitor.jpg\" alt=\"david_croitor\" width=\"1000\" height=\"628\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.monitoruldedorna.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/david_croitor.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.monitoruldedorna.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/david_croitor-300x188.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.monitoruldedorna.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/david_croitor-253x160.jpg 253w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Am v\u0103zut iubire, bucurie, durere \u015fi moarte. Toate \u00eentr-un petec de zid. Sim\u0163urile mele erau excitate, voiam s\u0103 v\u0103d mai mult; \u00eenc\u0103 o fil\u0103 \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 una. Eram curios, nu m\u0103 puteam opri aici, devenisem dependent de poezie. Am vrut s\u0103 intru pe o fereastr\u0103, care oricum nu avea geam \u015fi era putred\u0103, s\u0103 v\u0103d mai de aproape ce-i \u00een\u0103untru. Sim\u0163eam nevoia s\u0103 ating praful, s\u0103-l cern \u015fi s\u0103 culeg poezia dramelor petrecute \u00een acea camer\u0103. \u015etiam de undeva c\u0103 acolo au locuit ni\u015fte evrei prosperi la \u00eenceput, dar nevoi\u0163i s\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103seasc\u0103 locul sub presiunea vremii. Dup\u0103 ei au intrat pe r\u00e2nd \u015fi au locuit oameni de tot felul, fiecare cu via\u0163a lui. Curiozitatea m-a \u00eempins prea departe, cineva m-a v\u0103zut \u015fi a \u00eenceput s\u0103 strige la mine: \u201eB\u0103, nu v\u0103 ajunge c\u0103 fura\u0163i de peste tot, acum distruge\u0163i \u015fi casele? Nenoroci\u0163ilor, be\u0163ivilor!\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>M-am f\u0103cut mic. A\u015f fi intrat \u00eentr-una din g\u0103urile din podea, \u00eens\u0103 nu puteam schi\u0163a un gest. Am vrut s\u0103-i spun: \u201eDomnule, nu-i ceea ce pare, \u015ftii matale, eu sunt pictor, caut poezia criptat\u0103 \u00een ziduri, studiez dramatismul vie\u0163ii \u00een toat\u0103 complexitatea lui, tind asimptotic spre \u00een\u0163elegeri profunde\u201d. Dar n-am apucat s\u0103-i spun nimic c\u0103 a \u015fi urlat la mine turbat de-a dreptul: \u201eCe cau\u0163i, m\u0103, aici? Exprim\u0103-te clar, ca oamenii!\u201d. \u201eP\u0103i, dom\u2019le, \u015ftii, eu sunt c\u0103ut\u0103tor de poezie f\u0103r\u0103 cuvinte, r\u0103scolesc inefabilul, friz\u00e2nd atitudini de frond\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 de cotidianul banal al existen\u0163ei noastre efemere. Simt fr\u00e2ngerea clipei sub talpa grea a destr\u0103m\u0103rii entropice ireversibile. Iertare, domnule, pentru exprimarea pleonastic\u0103, \u015fti\u0163i, e din cauza emo\u0163iilor\u201d. \u201eCe, b\u0103? Mai zi o dat\u0103!\u201d. \u201eM\u0103 scuza\u0163i, poezie, domnule, nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>S-a uitat omul mai atent pe fereastr\u0103 la mine, a tras un fum din \u0163igar\u0103 \u015fi m-a luat a\u015fa, cu o semi-arogan\u0163\u0103 \u00een voce: \u201e\u015ei, ia spune, m\u0103, ai g\u0103sit ceva?\u201d. \u201eP\u0103i nu, c\u0103 tocmai acum, sub co\u015fcoveala asta, am mirosit ceva, dar c\u00e2nd s-o simt, ai n\u0103v\u0103lit matale \u015fi mi-ai \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftiat rimele pe podea\u201d. St\u0103 omul o clip\u0103 nedumerit, iar apoi \u00eemi zice clar: \u201eB\u0103i, nenic\u0103, tu e\u015fti un caz grav, ia-\u0163i urgent poezia \u015fi tule-o. S\u0103 nu te mai v\u0103d p\u2019acilea, c\u0103 var m\u0103n\u00e2nci! Du-te, nene, \u00een Bucure\u015ftiul \u0103la al t\u0103u, cu poezia ta cu tot, \u015fi nu mai veni\u0163i pe aici, b\u0103i, to\u0163i nebunii, asta-i sta\u0163iune, dom\u2019le, ai \u00een\u0163eles?\u201d. \u201eDa, \u00een\u0163eles&#8230;\u201d. \u201eBine, hai, ie\u015fi de acolo \u015fi prinde vitez\u0103!\u201d. Am luat-o rapid spre cas\u0103, de\u015fi aveam pe limb\u0103 s\u0103-i spun c\u0103 de fapt eu nu sunt poet, ci pictor, \u015fi c\u0103 face o confuzie grav\u0103. Dar bine c\u0103 m-am oprit la timp. Uf! Ce zi, parc\u0103 ar fi n\u0103v\u0103lit minerii.<\/p>\n<p>Legat de \u00eent\u00e2mplarea aceasta, mi-aduc aminte c\u0103 pe vremea c\u00e2nd f\u0103ceam armata, culmea, tot la Vatra Dornei, aveam un camarad care nu-i suporta pe cei care aveau liceul la baz\u0103. S-a nimerit ca \u00een lotul \u00eencorporat \u00een octombrie 1978 s\u0103 fie at\u00e2t absolven\u0163i de liceu, care nu au intrat la facultate, c\u00e2t \u015fi al\u0163ii care aveau v\u00e2rsta de 20 de ani \u015fi care nu aveau neap\u0103rat \u015fcoal\u0103, unii nici nu \u015ftiau s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 bine. Ace\u015ftia din urm\u0103 ajung\u00e2nd \u00een final caporali \u015fi frunta\u015fi, \u015fefii no\u015ftri, cum s-ar spune. Aveau grada\u0163ii semianalfabe\u0163i, dar foarte duri, prost\u0103l\u0103i de-a dreptul, o ciud\u0103 visceral\u0103 pe cei care termin\u00e2nd liceul mai citeau pe ascuns sau rezolvau c\u00e2te o problem\u0103 de matematic\u0103, \u00een vederea unei eventuale admiteri dup\u0103 liberare. \u201eCe, b\u0103i, soldat par\u015fiv, tu vrei s\u0103 fii mai de\u015ftept ca veteranul?\u201d, se r\u0103stea c\u00e2te un caporal la noi, cei cu creierul \u00eemb\u00e2rligat de ecua\u0163ii \u015fi derivate.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eS\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, raportez c\u0103 nu vreau, vreau s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n prost ca dumneavoastr\u0103\u201d, r\u0103spundeam cu team\u0103 cei viza\u0163i. \u201eB\u0103i, tilicar \u00eempu\u0163it, culcat!\u201d. M\u0103 culcam dac\u0103 eram eu cel \u00een cauz\u0103, ce aveam s\u0103 fac, ordinul se execut\u0103, nu se discut\u0103. M\u0103 punea s\u0103 fac salturi \u015fi t\u00e2r\u00e2\u015furi prin toate b\u0103l\u0163ile \u015fi b\u0103l\u0103riile, iar c\u00e2nd m\u0103 ridicam, avea preten\u0163ia ca bocancii s\u0103 str\u0103luceasc\u0103, iar haina militar\u0103 s\u0103 par\u0103 ca atunci scoas\u0103 din vestiar. Ce mai, era o nebunie, ca s\u0103 nu spun o mare prostie na\u0163ional\u0103 \u00een care to\u0163i bombal\u0103ii \u015fi mitocanii \u00ee\u015fi b\u0103teau joc de cei mai r\u0103s\u0103ri\u0163i intelectual dec\u00e2t ei. \u00cens\u0103 venea \u015fi vremea r\u0103zbun\u0103rii, c\u00e2nd solda\u0163ii de ciclul doi, sau veteranii\u201a cum le pl\u0103cea s\u0103-\u015fi spun\u0103, veneau la noi, a\u015fa-numi\u0163ii, \u00een mod peiorativ, \u201eintelectualii lu\u2019 pe\u015fte, cu AMR-ul c\u00e2t calu\u2019 lui Beril\u0103\u201d \u015fi ne ordonau, rug\u00e2ndu-ne caraghios, s\u0103 compunem \u015fi s\u0103 scriem scrisori lacrimogene \u015fi siropoase iubitelor lor de prin satele Bistri\u0163ei.<\/p>\n<p>Eu, cel pu\u0163in, cred c\u0103 am scris nu scrisori, ci romane \u00eentregi, pline de suspine \u015fi doruri ne\u00een\u0163elese, iar la trei patru r\u00e2nduri trebuia s\u0103 compun \u015fi dou\u0103 versuri. \u201eBag\u0103 \u015fi ceva poezie\u201d, \u00eemi spuneau. Sau s\u0103 desenez c\u00e2teva petale de floare, peste care expeditorul \u00eendr\u0103gostit \u00ee\u015fi vars\u0103 o lacrim\u0103 original\u0103 sau picur\u0103 dou\u0103, trei pic\u0103turi de parfum ieftin. Scrisorile mele erau pline de apusuri de soare, de ape rev\u0103rs\u00e2ndu-se \u00een cascade, de focuri nestinse precum iubirea celui care st\u0103tea \u00een spatele meu \u015fi-mi dicta ce s\u0103 scriu. Dup\u0103 ce termina, m\u0103 punea s\u0103 i-o citesc o dat\u0103, de dou\u0103 ori sau de c\u00e2te ori avea el chef \u015fi, de\u015fi nu \u00een\u0163elegea mare lucru, se vedea pe fa\u0163a lui satisfac\u0163ia transpunerii \u00een cuvinte alese a sentimentelor lui pure ca apa de izvor, ad\u00e2nci ca marea \u00eentunecat\u0103 sau arz\u00e2nd ca focul clocotitor al vulcanilor care nu se sting \u00een veci.<\/p><div class=\"bqcdf6aa6201678863\" ><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-9832460043734316\"\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\n<!-- MDD 2024 - mijloc de articol -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:block\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9832460043734316\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"8739902356\"\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><style type=\"text\/css\">\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 1201px) {\r\n.bqcdf6aa6201678863 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 993px) and (max-width: 1200px) {\r\n.bqcdf6aa6201678863 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 769px) and (max-width: 992px) {\r\n.bqcdf6aa6201678863 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 768px) and (max-width: 768px) {\r\n.bqcdf6aa6201678863 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (max-width: 767px) {\r\n.bqcdf6aa6201678863 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n<\/style>\r\n\n<p>Puneam apoi scrisoarea \u00een plic, iar pe plic scriam adresa destinatarei. Pe verso nu scriam numele expeditorului, c\u0103ci, zicea el, ea trebuie s\u0103-\u015fi dea seama de unde vine v\u00e2lv\u0103taia, astfel c\u0103 \u00eemi dicta: \u201eScrie a\u015fa: ap\u0103, \u021buic\u0103 \u0219i lichior, cel mai bun expeditor\u201d. Dar s\u0103 revin la cel care nu-i suferea pe cei cu liceul. De fapt, omul nu m\u0103 suferea pe mine personal, mai ales pentru faptul c\u0103 pictam. Aveam chiar atelier \u00een unitate. Dar \u015fi pentru faptul c\u0103 scriind caligrafic nu f\u0103ceam instruc\u0163ie ca ceilal\u0163i, ci eram dus \u00eentr-un birou al unui colonel, poreclit de noi Mo\u015f Bascul\u0103, unde scriam tot felul de chestii cu litere gotice, pe ni\u015fte h\u0103r\u0163i imense. Prea pu\u0163in eram \u00eempreun\u0103 cu ceilal\u0163i solda\u0163i pentru c\u0103 mai mult st\u0103team prin birouri sau, dac\u0103 nu, \u00een atelierul de pictur\u0103, unde lucram lejer fel \u015fi fel de kitchuri pentru ofi\u0163eri.<\/p>\n<p>Mi-aduc aminte c\u0103 am f\u0103cut un tablou, ceva cu o ap\u0103 \u00een care se reflectau ni\u015fte copaci, pe care mi l-a cerut doctorul unit\u0103\u0163ii, de altfel un b\u0103iat elegant \u015fi finu\u0163, ungur de felul s\u0103u. \u201eC\u00e2t vrei pe tablou?\u201d, m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103. \u201eP\u0103i, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i\u201a \u2019toalent major, raportez pentru dumneavoastr\u0103, e gratis\u201d. \u201eNu se poate, nu admit asta, spune-mi c\u00e2t face \u015fi-\u0163i pl\u0103tesc\u201d, zice mai departe medicul. \u201eDa\u0163i-mi c\u00e2t dori\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103\u201d, \u00eei zic. \u201e600 de lei e bine\u201d? \u201eOho, e prea mult, nu pot s\u0103&#8230;\u201d. \u201eGura, soldat!\u201d. \u00cemi \u00eentinde 600 de lei, ceea ce era cam o treime dintr-un salariu la vremea aceea. \u00cei dau tabloul \u015fi-mi zice: \u201eC\u00e2nd mai termini ceva, s\u0103 m\u0103 anun\u0163i, ai \u00een\u0163eles?\u201d. \u201e\u021aeles, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i!\u201d. Tabloul cu ap\u0103 \u015fi copaci a fost v\u0103zut la cabinetul medical de un colonel. Vine colonelul \u00een atelierul meu \u015fi-mi zice: \u201eSoldat, am v\u0103zut tabloul pe care l-ai f\u0103cut doctorului, vreau \u015fi eu unul, dar mie \u00eemi faci ceva ca lumea, a\u015fa ca pentru mine, ai \u00een\u0163eles\u201d? \u201eTr\u0103i\u0163i, am \u00een\u0163eles!\u201d. \u0102sta era, de fapt, singurul r\u0103spuns \u00een armat\u0103 pe care aveai voie s\u0103-l dai: \u201eAm \u00een\u0163eles!\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi iau treaba \u00een serios, \u00eentind o p\u00e2nz\u0103 mai mare, c\u0103ci a\u015fa mi-a zis: \u201eB\u0103, mie \u00eemi faci ceva mare, mare, c\u00e2t harta Uniunii Sovietice\u201d. M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la un subiect cu care s\u0103-l dau gata. Nu m\u0103 puteam hazarda la motive abstracte sau suprarealiste pentru c\u0103 \u00eemi era team\u0103 c\u0103 nu va reac\u0163iona corespunz\u0103tor, a\u015fa c\u0103 am r\u0103mas la un subiect cu tent\u0103 clasic\u0103, realist, u\u015for de digerat. \u00cencep s\u0103 lucrez cu pasiune, caut s\u0103 aduc elemente noi de tehnic\u0103, sunt atent la tu\u015fe, la armonie \u015fi la compozi\u0163ie \u00een general pentru c\u0103, fie vorba \u00eentre noi, lucr\u0103m pentru un colonel. Doctorul era doar locotenent major \u015fi a acceptat kitchule\u0163ul, \u00eens\u0103 de data asta aveam \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 ditamai colonelul, alt\u0103 cultur\u0103, alt\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegere. Peste c\u00e2teva zile, termin lucrarea care aducea destul de bine a Grigorescu, cu tu\u015fe largi, culori calde, o lucrare lini\u015ftit\u0103 \u015fi optimist\u0103. Nu era o capodoper\u0103, dar nici kitch, era ceva bun-sim\u0163, cam c\u00e2t puteam eu atunci s\u0103 fac, oricum, eram sigur c\u0103-l voi da gata pe musiu colonelul.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 \u015fi g\u00e2ndeam la permisia de cel pu\u0163in dou\u0103 zile pe care mi-o va da \u015fi nu-mi era indiferent\u0103 nici publicitatea pe care avea s\u0103 mi-o fac\u0103, l\u0103ud\u00e2ndu-se, desigur, \u00een fa\u0163a celorlal\u0163i ofi\u0163eri cu a\u015fa tablou. Eram pe cai mari, ce mai. Satisf\u0103cut de rezultat, iau frumos tabloul c\u00e2t u\u015fa \u015fi m\u0103 opresc \u00een dreptul cabinetului toa\u2019\u015fului colonel. Iau pozi\u0163ia corespunz\u0103toare, cu tabloul \u00een dreapta mea, cu bascul, eu fiind v\u00e2n\u0103tor de munte, sub bra\u0163ul st\u00e2ng \u015fi cioc\u0103nesc timid. \u201eDa, intr\u0103!\u201d, se aude o voce puternic\u0103, sacadat\u0103. Deschid cu greu, p\u0103\u015fesc \u00een\u0103untru tr\u0103g\u00e2nd \u015fasiul cu p\u00e2nza dup\u0103 mine, \u00eenchid u\u015fa \u015fi zic: \u201eS\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, toa\u2019\u015ful colonel! Permite\u0163i s\u0103 raportez\u201d. \u201eOooo, mi-ai adus tabloul, ia \u00eentoarce-l s\u0103-l v\u0103d\u201d. \u00cel \u00eentorc cu grij\u0103, \u00eel a\u015fez \u00een fa\u0163a mea \u015fi urm\u0103resc reac\u0163ia colonelului. Deodat\u0103 \u00eel v\u0103d cum trece brusc de la fa\u0163a luminoas\u0103 cu care m-a \u00eent\u00e2mpinat c\u00e2nd am intrat, la o fa\u0163\u0103 care nu prevestea nimic bun. \u00cencepe s\u0103 tune: \u201eB\u0103i soldat, tu-\u0163i ba\u0163i joc de mine? \u0102sta-i tablou, nu \u0163i-e ru\u015fine s\u0103 vii la mine cu a\u015fa ceva? Ia-l de aici \u015fi dispari, c\u0103 altfel \u0163i-l dau de cap, dispari din fa\u0163a mea!\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Peste c\u00e2teva zile, termin \u00eenc\u0103 o lucrare \u015fi-l anun\u0163 pe doctor. Vine, se uit\u0103 \u015fi \u00eemi zice: \u201eC\u00e2t?\u201d. \u201eToalent major, raportez: pute\u0163i s\u0103 m\u0103 trimite\u0163i la Cluj la Spitalul Militar pentru tablou?\u201d. \u201eSigur, \u00eemi r\u0103spunde prompt, dar cu ce suferi?\u201d. \u201eP\u0103i, raportez, nu \u015ftiu, dar g\u0103si\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103 ceva acolo\u201d. De fapt, eu voiam s\u0103 fentez armata \u015fi auzisem c\u0103 la spital e boierie, nu instruc\u0163ie, nu stres de la comandan\u0163i, ci doar m\u00e2ncare \u015fi somn ad\u00e2nc. Am stat la Cluj cam o lun\u0103, timp \u00een care mi-am scos ni\u015fte din\u0163i, mi-am f\u0103cut ochelari, de\u015fi nu aveam nevoie. Mai aveam cu mine un tovar\u0103\u015f care pentru a-\u015fi prelungi sejurul \u015fi-a scos aproape to\u0163i din\u0163ii, buni, de altfel, iar c\u00e2nd stomatologul n-a mai vrut s\u0103 continue, s-a dus la alt doctor s\u0103-i scoat\u0103 \u201eapendicita\u201d. Dup\u0103 ce m-am \u00eentors de la spital, ref\u0103cut, vestea c\u0103 am bani \u015fi pile la ofi\u0163eri s-a r\u0103sp\u00e2ndit ca fulgerul. De altfel, nici nu era greu pentru colegi s\u0103-\u015fi dea seama de asta, mai ales c\u0103 banii lua\u0163i pe tablouri, mergeau \u00een m\u00e2ncarea de la chio\u015fcul unit\u0103\u0163ii, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 stau la mas\u0103 cu solda\u0163ii de r\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n<p>Asta a st\u00e2rnit invidie, a\u015fa c\u0103 eram destul de greu tolerat de c\u0103tre tovar\u0103\u015fii mei de lupt\u0103. Fiecare p\u00e2ndea momentul \u00een care s\u0103 m\u0103 pun\u0103 la punct cumva. Iar \u00eentr-un final acesta a venit. \u00centr-o sear\u0103, \u00eenainte de mas\u0103, eram aduna\u0163i to\u0163i cei de la bateria antitanc \u015fi jucam b\u00e2za. C\u00e2nd mi-a venit r\u00e2ndul s\u0103 fiu la primire, colegul care m\u0103 ura cel mai mult, \u00een loc s\u0103 loveasc\u0103 cu palma, m-a lovit cu o talp\u0103 de bocanc. Bine\u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 eu mi-am dat seama dup\u0103 durerea crunt\u0103 din palm\u0103, dar am continuat s\u0103 rezist spun\u00e2ndu-le: \u201eHai, domnule, lovi\u0163i odat\u0103 sau nu, c\u00e2t s\u0103 a\u015ftept?\u201d. Am mai \u00eencasat o talp\u0103 ca lumea dup\u0103. Atunci m-am enervat \u015fi l-am luat pe individ de g\u00e2t \u015fi, cum era mai sl\u0103b\u0103nog dec\u00e2t mine, l-am pus imediat la p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u015fi l-am \u00eentrebat: \u201eCe ai, b\u0103, cu mine? Ce \u0163i-am f\u0103cut de tot \u00eemi por\u0163i s\u00e2mbetele?\u201d. La care tipul, smerit, \u00eemi spune public \u00een fa\u0163\u0103: \u201eNu te suport pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti pictor \u015fi nu faci armat\u0103 ca to\u0163i ceilal\u0163i\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eAsta-i culmea, \u00eei zic, dar ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 are? Adic\u0103 ce dac\u0103 sunt pictor, cu ce te deranjeaz\u0103 pe tine?\u201d. La care el \u00eemi r\u0103spunde sec: \u201eDar o meserie normal\u0103 nu puteai s\u0103-\u0163i alegi, s\u0103 fii \u015fi tu la fel ca to\u0163i oamenii serio\u015fi?\u201d. \u201eP\u0103i de ce nu spui a\u015fa, nenicule, \u00eei replic eu, afl\u0103 deci c\u0103 pictura nu-i meseria mea de baz\u0103, asta o fac aici \u00een armat\u0103 ca s\u0103 mai fentez \u015fi eu s\u0103 treac\u0103 vremea mai u\u015for\u201d. \u201eDa? \u0218i care-i meseria ta de baz\u0103 atunci?\u201d. \u201eP\u0103i, domnul meu, eu sunt om serios, eu sunt strungar, cu asta m\u0103 ocup\u201d. \u201eAaaa, p\u0103i de ce n-ai spus a\u015fa de la \u00eenceput, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti de-al nostru, b\u0103iat ca lumea, muncitor, nu p\u00e2rlit din \u0103la cu carte \u015fi cu pile\u201d. \u201eCorect, \u00eei zic, a\u015fa este, dar tu ce meserie ai?\u201d. \u201eEu sunt miner, b\u0103die, la Iacobeni, eu dau c\u0103rbune \u0163\u0103rii\u201d, \u00eemi spune el cu m\u00e2ndrie proletar\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Peste ani, \u00een timpul mineriadelor, mi-a venit \u00een minte replica lui: \u201edau c\u0103rbune \u0163\u0103rii\u201d. 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